The best argument I can think of for my opposition to the theory of evolution is the difference between the male and female sex. If we are to believe that both sexes crawled out of the primordial soup billions of years ago, then how come there are two separate and...
After several weeks of frustration I have finally managed to reset all of the various clocks and timing devices in our house, cars and office. In thinking back to earlier times, it seems to me that when I grew up we might have had one or two, at the most, clocks of...
The young lady standing in front of me at the ATM machine was shifting nervously from one foot to the other. She was obviously waiting for her male companion to finish his transaction. While I’m waiting, I attempt to make light hearted conversation by telling...
After fifteen long years of writing these columns, I’m sad to report this will probably be my last. Yes, friends, my ship has finally arrived. I’ve hit the big time. Sayonara to work and toiling at the daily grind. I’ll send you cards as soon as I get settled...
If you’re like me, you find yourself wondering about things that you happen to see from time to time. I’m always amazed by new inventions; you’d think everything would be invented by now, wouldn’t you? If I recall I read somewhere that the US patent office was shut...
