Some years ago I recall a series on TV, which had some old guy who always managed to ask the goofiest questions I’ve ever heard. One I happen to remember went something like…”If you carpeted Florida, how long would it take to vacuum it?” Now, as you can...
Some things are better left unsaid. Everyone is aware of the restrictions, which have been placed upon us since the attacks of last year. Anyone flying is certainly familiar with the questions asked when you arrive at the airport. These include….”Has anyone other than...
There are a number of things I intend to do before I have to take leave of Planet Earth. One that I do not intend to do again is buy another television set. I hope to tell you that I think I have purchased the last one in my lifetime. The next one that I will use on a...
By now you are aware that we are being covered up with a dearth of so- called ‘reality’ shows. These generally center on a group of people being marooned on some remote spot while we observe their efforts to survive. We’re to believe that these folks are in danger...
I’m going to ask this question and I’d like you to respond by holding up your hands, unless you’re driving and reading (which you shouldn’t be doing anyway) or operating some dangerous power tool, or cooking or, well, just forget about it, I wouldn’t be able to se how...
