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Last Dance — the Final
Article

In my opinion anyone who thinks that being married
is a 50/50 type of relationship is …

I’m
beginning to wonder if the word ‘logic’ and
‘business’ can be used in the same sentence

he Queen’s
purse?

I don’t know about you, but the thought of this
actually taking place turns my stomach…

In spite of all of the so called ‘labor’ saving
devices that I own.

Got a cell phone? I’ll give you something to think
about. Try tumors for your brain

Some things


I wish I could get
resolved before I leave this old planet

Twenty years ago, you had to actually memorize phone
numbers

I
think might just bring a smile to your face

Perhaps
it’s just me and maybe I’m weird or something

I may need
to look into buying a hearing aids.

I
suppose my next biggest gripe would have to be

This just
goes to prove my point that you are only as old as
you feel

Memorial
Day

Perry’s
law’

Lord help
me if I’ve ever got to live by myself.

A few weeks
ago, I wrote about all of the extra charges being
proposed …

My first
purchase of any sort of electronic device

Man on the
street

The process
of getting older brings with it a number of
challenges for all of us.

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER
PEOPLE

What a
difference a week makes.

When I walked
into the dog pound…

March is
usually the month I choose to pick on the United
States Post Office

My, how time
flies

I don’t do
good with sick

My wife and I just got back from a trip to the west
coast

The Idiots Guide to Marriage

Shoes

The health
club I belong to has a machine for everything…

Why buy it, if you can’t use it?

Head to the
nursery and buy new flowers and plants.

Special delivery
letter to Iranian President I’madinnerjacket.

OK…..so I missed the deadline for getting a column
out about Christmas….I’m not perfect.

I consider
computers to be friendly things

I often
wonder how we ever accomplished any business in the
years before computers.

Do we do Thanksgiving in San Tropez or Staad?

My wife thinks I am becoming cynical the older I
get.  I hope she is wrong.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner

I
can’t remember if the one we do in the fall is to
put us into daylight savings or to take us out of it

My wife’s’ grandmother
used to tell us that she looked at the obituaries every
morning

Remote controls
have done more to produce couch potatoes than any other
device.

As I’ve always
said… no good deed goes unpunished

Tell
that to the families of those six murdered individuals.

Welcome, Peary
Perry, bookaholic

I’d rather be pecked
to death by ducks than to…

Everyone
in the country seems to have their panties in a wad...

Real fruit???

Who goes where without hurting
anyone’s feelings?

We keep these
things near and dear to or hearts.

Everyone
seems to be up in arms over this global warming thing.

The word
slow doesn’t do justice to how they work at this station

90 is the
new 60 as far as I’m concerned

Our lives
are being controlled by technology

NINE WORDS/PHRASES
WOMEN USE

Anyone who has
been married as long as I have…

Our youngest
son is getting married in a few weeks.

Thank God I
only have two knees!

You would
think the older you get the smarter you would be, wouldn’t
you?

I will not
get into my opinion about what I think of today’s ‘funny’
papers

Here we
go with Father’s day again

This
totally destroys the concept of non biased journalism

You might recall
a skit from the old Monty Python television show

Perhaps
we just see what we want to, when we want to do so.

The ‘too much’
information age

Getting
older – knees and ears

Television
has changed marriages

Pagers are
out, cell phones are in.

Live for
today, tomorrow is promised to no one.

Keep
nothing but what you need to feed yourself

Honey I think
that picture would look good on that wall

A sense of personal responsibility

The differences
between men and women and how they think – or don't
think.

National Friendship
Week

My first
trip was to the post office

Stick a
fork in me…I’m done

So much to write
about, so little time

We are moving…..

Today, topics
which haven’t been in the news as of late

“The
sky is falling…the sky is falling"

The world is
going mad

Dear Mr. President

I am the symbol
of their nutritional bailout

Slow down and
smell the coffee or whatever

The
best of intentions… 2009

My golden
retriever was very surprised to see me in a Santa suit!

What
happened to America part 3

What happened
to America part 2

What happened
to America part 1

Here
it is Thanksgiving again

Two weeks
ago, when the election was over

After nearly
two years we have selected the leader of our country

Someone won
the election and someone lost

Japanese
woman faces prison

I like to pay
my bills

My
50 year high school reunion is coming up

This
is an actual college application essay

I must be weird…

Stock markets
enter into free fall

MUDSLINGING

The brains of dead
flies

I'm highly
suspicious of research

Junk Mail

Medicare
fraud

Move
beyond reach of our modern society

Dependent
upon foreign oil

Two funerals and
a wedding

Dear Queen

We have a
new twist coming along to contend with…..ghost voting

The
dumbing down of America

Wow…..I’m
impressed.

Not in
our good old state legislature

Some things
are better left alone!

You’d think this was
a no brainer wouldn’t you?

Texas wives with campaign contributions

Their home
countries won’t accept them back!

All at taxpayer
expense!

It’s so good
to see you!

Who can
afford to buy any new stuff?

Character counts,
don’t forget it.

Organization
to prevent abuse to vegetables??

The transparent bag
of garbage —

PSA went from 4.3
to 3.5

I’m sad.

I was not aware
that the United States Congress was supposed to be sticking
its nose into …

I am
not a big fan of our government, but having said that...

Mini-vacation….
NOT

OK, so what’s the
big deal

Semper Fi

Mad rush for passports..

Sex with robots?

As it is
used in the phrase ‘public servant’

Do you
know Benny?

Anyway, here
is my sad story.…

I’ve fallen into
a quandary and can’t get up

How
was your Christmas?

Too many
clichés?

Justice?

LaborHalloweenThankfulChristmas

Choices?

Kids
Are The Future

Please
Press One

Government Money

Pappy's
Last Role Call

Money Ball

Hotel Shmotel

Growing Technology

Contacts and Connections

Work it
Workout

Time and
Money?

Rent a pet?
– those crazy Californians!

Politics
and Security

Hungry
like a wolf

Death and
taxes…no escaping either one is there?

Ok…let’s
see if I’ve got this correct

Government
and Credit

Dear Gunter

New York..
Here I come!

Peary
goes postal 2007

Valid ID?

You’re getting
OLD

Sorry bill collector
lady

So much
to write about, so little time.

Dumb gadgets

Where did those
sayings come from?

National
Word Police Force?

It's called
EASTER

Fire Ants

You have
always heard me say that I thought the internet was
a good thing.

Suppose
you are a substitute teacher in a small town

Wives keep us
from that fate

Anna
Nichol vs President Bush – Google wars

Is a dress
really worth that much?

Someone once
said that ‘humor is the best medicine

Our nation's
children are at risk

Galaxy Expedition

History
Repeats Itself

Speaker
Nancy

Happy New
Year – 2007

Bah Humbug

Gift Wrapping

Ornament Faeries

The
Christkindlmarket of Chicago

Heartburn relief?

Vote and Veterans
Day

I'm so sorry…

Lost
in Translation

Swivel
Chair Racing?

Crazy laws…

We've all heard
the news about...

Getting old…

National Friendship Week

We are at
war…

Those movie
cowboys…

German beer
and sausage…

Make a million
and retire early

Life is
too short for this nonsense…

Going up… Senator?

Home alone

By the time you
read this

The motivation for
my weekly comments generally…

I don't care
if you are a Republican, Democrat or whatever…

Superman
is not real

A few weeks
back I wrote about a grocery store chain…

Ok, gang… let's
play the Mr. Silly game.

Did I mention
how beautiful she is…

Now that we
have the Internet…

Science fiction
writers often talk about the 'parallel universe'.

About the only
things all of us have in common…

I don't begrudge
anyone for wanting to come to this country…

Once
in a while it's better to just go fishing…

Many years
ago

Point Misery-
North Dakota – (4 hours ago)

Sometimes I question
my own sanity

Dear God

Last week I
was trying to figure out…

You would think
that in this modern age of ours…

Last week I got
into a discussion with a couple of my sons …

Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder.

Here I am sitting
at the airport the other day looking around..

First-class for congressmen

Winter
Olympics

I don’t really
believe in Karma or stuff such as this…

Would you like
fries with that?

I don’t care
what anyone says, life is tough.