My Name is Peary Perry …

 and I have something to say

 

 

 

This is My Story

In order to clear up any future confusion, let’s take a moment and let me explain who I am and why I write these columns each and every week. First off, I was born at a very early age. I arrived in this world with very little and still have most of it. It The big war (WWII) was going on and according to my parents, names were being rationed out. My Mom was kind of slow and couldn’t run very fast. I guess by the time she got down to the Federal Bureau of Names, all of the Johns, Jims, and Davids were gone. That was her story and she stuck with it.

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Dumb Gadgets

We must be living in better economic times. I can always tell by the number of catalogs I get in the mail each week. I'm often tempted to bundle them up and send them back, but then I stop and think it through and convince myself that they wouldn't care anyway, so why...

Govgas

This is such a wonderful country. I mean it. Just about the time I start to think about having to sit down and write some sappy made up story to fill the space in this column each and every week, the news media saves me by bringing some fresh fodder. Trying to write a...

Nose Hair

Last week, I was trying to figure out... Last week, I was trying to figure out why I had written down ' nose hair' and ' birds nests' along with some other notes that I was thinking about to make up a column. You'd think by now I would write something to indicate the...